Vegetarian Restaurants:
- Industrial Cafe and Saloon Cafe Restaurants in Portland, OR
2572 NW Vaughn St
- Virginia Cafe Cafe Restaurants in Portland, OR
820 SW 10th Ave
- The Cleaning Cafe Cafe Restaurants in Portland, OR
2772 NW Thurman St
- Sunshine Cafe Cafe Restaurants in Portland, OR
1216 Sw Morrison St
- Byways Cafe Cafe Restaurants in Portland, OR
1212 NW Glisan St
- Cafe Nell Cafe Restaurants in Portland, OR
1987 Northwest Kearney
Laughing Planet Service List
Main Menu
Zappetizers
Chips & Salsa
Non-GMO tortilla chips and your choice of one of our home-made salsa.
- Vegan
- Gluten Free
Sm
$1.95 Lg
$2.95
Green Salads
So fresh you'll want to slap them. Our salads are all made with fresh, healthy ingredients of the highest quality. If you're looking for an exciting twist, why not add lentils to your salad? If you've fallen in love with our beef, top off that Highway to Kale with it! Dressings: Caesar, Lemon-Parsley Vinaigrette, Avocado Lime, Basil-Garlic Vinaigrette. Add draper valley natural chicken, organic tempeh or organic tofu $2.50. Braised 100% grass-fed beef $3.50.
Zappatista Salad
A bed of romaine lettuce topped with Smart black beans, Tillamook jack cheese, pico de gallo and non-GMO tortilla chips and choice of avocado lime dressing or salsa.
- Gluten Free
$6.50 Grains & Greens Salad
Mixed lettuces, kale, quinoa, cherry tomatoes, radishes, dried cranberries, and grilled broccoli in a basil-garlic vinaigrette. Topped with toasted sunflower seeds.
- Vegan
- Gluten Free
$6.95 Highway to Kale
Lacinato kale tossed with Cotija cheese and organic carrots with a lemon-parsley vinaigrette. Topped with dried cranberries and pumpkin seeds.
- Gluten Free
Small
$4.25 Large
$6.95 Tahini Chicken Salad*
Chopped Draper Valley natural chicken breast, mixed with cucumbers, scallions, and parsley in a light yogurt sauce. Served on a bed of kale and romaine. Topped with garlic tahini dressing, radishes, and toasted sunflower seeds.
- Gluten Free
Simple Green Salad
A bed of romaine lettuce and kale topped with radishes and carrots. Served with your choice of dressing on the side.
- Gluten Free
Small
$3.25 Large
$5.00
Souper Soup
Our soups are homemade and very hearty, with mostly vegan and vegetarian options in a delicious array of surprising flavors (but please note that a few of our soups contain dairy and/or meat). We always have our justly famous Veggie Chili available (yes, it's vegan), but otherwise, please check the board for today's selection.
House-made Soup
Served with non-GMO tortilla chips on the side. Check in with your local Laughing Planet for current offerings.
Cup
$3.75 Bowl
$5.00 House-made Veggie Chili
Smart pinto beans and black beans, garbanzo beans, corn, zucchini, carrots, onions, green bell peppers and celery.
- Vegan
- Gluten Free
Cup
$3.75 Bowl
$5.00 Soup & Salad Combinations
Choose one of the following salads: Simple Green or Highway to Kale.
Large Soup & Small Salad
$7.50 Small Soup & Small Salad
$6.50
Quesadillas
rhymes with godzilla(s). Add draper valley natural chicken, organic tempeh or organic tofu $2.50; braised 100% grass-fed beef $3.50.
Cheese & Pico
Large "dry-grilled" flour tortilla, Tillamook jack cheese, pico de gallo.
$4.25 Chicken, Cheese & Pico
Draper Valley natural chicken, Tillamook jack cheese, and pico de gallo.
$6.25 Amaizin' Grace
Food Alliance certified corn, Tillamook jack cheese, mild green chiles, pico de gallo, and cilantro-pesto sauce or chimichurri sauce.
$5.95 Bbq Chicken
Tillamook jack cheese, pico de gallo, grilled Draper Valley natural chicken, chipotle BBQ sauce (sub for Mole sauce at no extra charge).
$6.50 Popeye
Fresh leaf spinach, Tillamook jack cheese, pico de gallo.
$5.25 Grilled Veggies
Grilled veggies, Tillamook jack cheese, Cotija cheese, and cilantro-pesto or chimichurri sauce.
$5.95
Bowls
"The Dude Abides". For your health? You bet. The secret to anti-aging lies somewhere in the bottom of each of our bowls, which combine the freshest, healthiest ingredients around. Try adding sauteed kale, grilled veggies, or garlic green beans for even more flavor. Thinkin' you might need a little bit more food? Top off your bowl with our local, braised 100% grass-fed beef -- the perfect addition! Substitute sauteed kale if you do not want a grain-based bowl. Our bowls are served with the sauce on top. Add Draper Valley Natural Chicken, Organic Tempeh Or Organic Tofu $2.50; Braised 100% Grass-fed Beef $3.50.
Bollywood Bowl
Grilled Draper Valley natural chicken breast, steamed broccoli, garlic green beans, spinach, and sweet potatoes on a bed of brown rice served with a Southern Indian spicy coconut sauce.
- Gluten Free
$8.00 Thai Bowl*
Baked organic Surata tofu, garlic green beans, steamed broccoli on brown rice, topped with a cilantro lime slaw and served with Thai Lemongrass Peanut sauce.
- Vegan
- Gluten Free
$8.00 Paleo Bowl^
Grilled veggie mix and garlic green beans on a bed of sautéed kale topped with your choice of Draper Valley natural chicken breast or braised 100% grass-fed beef, topped with chimichurri Sauce.
$9.50 Korean Bbq Bowl
Your choice of braised 100% pasture-raised beef or baked organic Surata tofu, broccoli, brown rice, cilantro-lime slaw, quick-pickled cucumbers, toasted sesame seeds, and Korean BBQ sauce.
- Gluten Free
- Tree Nut Free
$9.50 Cuban Bowl
Plantains and sweet potatoes on a bed of brown rice and Smart black beans topped with pico de gallo (served with your choice of fresh salsa).
- Vegan
- Gluten Free
$7.50 Spanky's Bowl
Mashed potatoes topped with steamed broccoli, local Food Alliance certified corn, and Tillamook cheddar cheese.
- Gluten Free
$7.00 Soylent Green
Sautéed kale and steamed broccoli on a bed of quinoa topped with house-marinated tempeh and your choice of chimichurri or garlic tahini sauce.
- Vegan
- Gluten Free
$8.50 Eat your Veggies Bowl
Brown rice, Smart pinto beans or Smart black beans, steamed kale, steamed broccoli, and cilantro-lime slaw (*This dish contains no oil whatsoever IF ordered with pinto beans).
- Vegan
- Gluten Free
$5.95
Vegetarian Burritos
All burritos come with your choice of homemade salsas. Add Draper Valley Natural Chicken, Organic Tempeh or Organic Tofu $2.50. Add Local Braised 100% Grass-Fed Beef $3.50. Make it DELUXE by adding sour cream & fresh guacamole $2.50. Make it Mondo (More Rice, More Beans) for an additional $1.75.
Bean & Cheese
Smart pinto beans, brown rice, Tillamook jack cheese, pico de gallo.
$4.95 Grilled Chicken
Grilled Draper Valley natural chicken, Smart pinto beans, brown rice, Tillamook jack cheese, pico de gallo.
$6.75 Southwestern Green Chile
Smart black beans, mild green chiles, local Food Alliance certified corn, Tillamook Jack cheese, brown rice, pico de gallo.
$5.95 Spinach & Black Bean
Smart black beans, steamed spinach, Tillamook jack cheese, brown rice, pico de gallo.
$5.95
Omnivore Burritos
Make it DELUXE by adding sour cream and fresh guacamole $2.50.Try your Holy Mole with sour cream for $1. Add sauteed kale or seasonal veggies to any burrito for an extra kick!
Holy Mole
Smart pinto beans, grilled Draper Valley natural chicken, Tillamook jack cheese, brown rice, pico de gallo, and our homemade Mole sauce.
$6.95 Bubba Burrito
Smart pinto beans, grilled Draper Valley natural chicken, Tillamook jack cheese, local Food Alliance certified corn, brown rice, pico de gallo, and chipotle BBQ sauce.
$6.95 Che
Smart black beans, plantains, sweet potatoes, brown rice, pico de gallo, and chipotle BBQ sauce.
- Vegan
$6.50 Special Burrito of the Week
We are always trying to come up with new burritos and bowls that are nourishing, flavorful and interesting. Check out the weekly special board above the counter.
Prices Vary
Kids Menu
Lil' Spanky's Bowl
Mashed potatoes topped with steamed broccoli, local Food Alliance certified corn, and Tillamook cheddar cheese.
- Gluten Free
$3.75 The Kids Trifecta
Choose any THREE of the following items (served in separate bowls!): Steamed broccoli, garlic green beans, seasonal veggie, local Food Alliance certified corn, Smart black beans, Smart pinto beans, mashed potatoes, brown rice, quinoa.
- Gluten Free
$3.75 Kids Meal
Mini Burrito or Mini Quesadilla, steamed broccoli or corn, and small apple juice or milk. *Sub whole wheat tortilla at no extra charge.
$5.50 Mini Burrito
Smart pinto beans, Tillamook jack cheese wrapped in a flour tortilla. *Sub whole wheat tortilla at no extra charge.
$3.50 Taters & Cheese
Mashed potatoes with Tillamook cheddar cheese.
- Gluten Free
$3.50 Mini Quesadilla
Dry-grilled flour tortilla with Tillamook jack cheese. *Sub whole wheat tortilla at no extra charge.
$3.25 Rice-N-Beans
Smart pinto beans and brown rice.
- Vegan
- Gluten Free
$3.25 Beans, Cheese & Chips
Smart pinto or black beans, Tillamook jack cheese, and tortilla chips on the side.
$3.25
Kids Menu Add-Ins
10 Whole Wheat Tortilla: Sub in for N/c; Add as New
Black Beans, Pinto Beans, or Rice
Corn, Broccoli, Spinach, Garlic Green Beans, or Seasonal Veggie
$1.00 Grilled Draper Valley Natural Chicken
$1.25 Organic Tofu or Organic Tempeh
$1.25 Local Braised 100% Grass-Fed Beef
$1.75
Kids Menu Smoothies
Akiba Berry Peach Smoothie
Blueberries, strawberries, peach, and apple juice.
- Vegan
- Gluten Free
$3.00 Baati Mango Banana Smoothie
Mango, banana, and pineapple juice.
- Vegan
- Gluten Free
$3.00
Smoothies
Berry Berry Good
Blueberries, marionberries, strawberries, banana, and apple juice.
- Vegan
- Gluten Free
$4.75 Mango Peach Lemon
Mango, peach, banana, fresh lemon and apple juice
- Vegan
- Gluten Free
$4.75 Marionberry Ginger
Marionberries, fresh ginger, banana, and apple juice.
- Vegan
- Gluten Free
$4.75 PB & J*
Strawberries, banana, peanut butter, and apple juice.
- Vegan
- Gluten Free
$4.75 Mango Lassi
Mango, banana, organic yogurt, apple juice, and a dash of turmeric.
- Gluten Free
$4.75 Peach Berry Chia
Strawberries, marionberries, peaches, chia seeds, and pineapple juice.
- Vegan
- Gluten Free
$4.75 Jungle Juice
Mango, banana, and pineapple juice.
- Vegan
- Gluten Free
$4.75 Strawberry Banana
Strawberries, banana, and apple juice.
- Vegan
- Gluten Free
$4.75
Enhance your Smoothie
Spinach
Kale
Nancy's Yogurt
Fresh Lemon Juice
Chia Seeds
Turmeric
Fresh Ginger
Peanut Butter
$1.00
Beverages
Home-Made Lemonade
Small
$2.00 Large
$2.75 Canned Sodas
Varies by location; see can selection on counter.
$2.00 Arnold Palmer
Small
$2.00 Large
$2.75 Fountain Planet Cola
Available at select locations only.
$2.00 Fresh Brewed Iced Tea
We source local teas. Please check in with your local Laughing Planet for current offerings.
$1.75 Fresh Brewed Coffee
We source our coffee from local roasters. Please check in with your local Laughing Planet for more information about our coffee.
For here mug
$1.75 To go 12 oz.
$2.00
Beer Here
Come for the Beer, Stay for More Beer? We Love Beer as Much as You Do. each One of Our Restaurants Offers a Unique and Different Assortment of the Best Local Brews That the Northwest Has Available.
Draft Beers
Glass, Pint, or Pitcher. Please see board for current selection and prices.
Cider
Available at select locations. Please see board for current selection and prices.
Side Dishes
Mashed Yukon Gold Potatoes
$2.50 Rice & Beans
$4.00 Brown Rice
$2.00 Quinoa
$2.00 Seasonal Veggie
$3.00 Garlic Green Beans
$2.50 Sauteed Kale
$3.00 Sweet Corn
$2.50 Cucumber Salad w/ Tomatoes & Kalamata Olives
$2.50 Broccoli
$2.50 Spinach
$2.50 Grilled Veggies
$2.50 Quick-Pickles
$1.00 Plantains
$2.50 Sweet Potatoes
$2.50 Flour or Whole Wheat Tortilla
Black Beans
$1.00 Pinto Beans
$1.00
Proteins
Braised 100% Pasture Raised Beef
$3.50 Grilled Chicken
$2.50 Organic Tempeh
$2.50 Organic Tofu
$2.50
Dairy & Almost Dairy
Deluxe (sour cream & guacamole)
$2.50 Sour Cream
$1.00 Vegan Sour Cream
$1.25 Guacamole
$1.75 Tillamook Jack or Cheddar Cheese
$1.25 Vegan Daiya Cheese
$1.25 Cotija Cheese
$1.50
Veggies & More
Seasonal Veggie
$1.50 Mashed Potatoes
$1.00 Spinach
$1.00 Broccoli
$1.00 Cilantro Lime Slaw
$1.00 Sauteed Kale
$1.00 Grilled Veggies
$1.00 Sweet Corn
$1.00 Plantains
$1.00 Quick-Pickles
$1.00 Garlic Green Beans
$1.00
Salsas & Sauces*
Vegan
Pico de Gallo
Mild Green Tomatillo Cilantro
No charges
Medium Red Chipotle
No charges
Hot! Orange Habanero
No charges
Mole Sauce
$1.00 Chipotle BBQ Sauce
$1.00 Lemongrass Peanut
$1.00 South Indian Coconut
$1.00 Cilantro-Pesto
$1.00 Chimichurri
$1.00 Tahini Garlic
$1.00 Korean BBQ
$1.00
